Stuff on My Desk
The average office desk can hold all kinds of strange and awesome things. Unfortunately for those reading this post, mine is of the tamer variety. Considering that these are the more interesting items on my desk, just imagine how mundane the rest of its contents are.
Oh, Crap. I stuck a random cow-shaped clip on top of my computer, and one of my brilliant coworkers took time out of his busy schedule to complete the scene with a heaping pile of poo that he fashioned out of Blu-Tack. He even used a marker to give it a surprisingly realistic greenish brown tint. Nice.
Forced Savings. The holidays kicked my bank account in the nads then threw it down a flight of stairs, so I’ve been brown-bagging it for the first time since second grade.
Sweet Treats. The best part of having coworkers that frequently go on overseas business trips is that they always bring back food. This time it’s chocolates from Japan.
That’s Wild. These fierce colored pencils were a dirt-cheap grocery store find. They also work nicely as hair sticks in a pinch.
I wish I could take pictures of my desk, but cameras aren’t allowed.
I have 3 toys: a pink-haired troll, a small, plastic darth vader, and a lucky cricket (the one from Mulan – it used to chirp but it ran out of batteries). Plus my desk calendar’s made out of blocks which look like big Lego pieces. Uhhhhm… yeah. I have pens and notebooks and a calculator, too, so my desk isn’t just filled with useless clutter. LOL
However, I do not have anything as genius as turd on my workstation.
Your brown bag is so stylish and those coloured pencils are amazing!
I only have interesting items on the desk in my room that I never use