The Pixar Conspiracy
This is an excerpt from an online chat I had with my friend Chrissa recently. It should give you an idea of the depth and quality of our friendship 
Me: I had the weirdest dream last night.
Chrissa: Oooh! Was it naughty?
Me: Unfortunately not.
Me: I dreamt there was a competition, kind of like the Amazing Race, except the end goal was to reach an old, abandoned mansion and capture a mouse living in one of the rooms.
Me: I joined, but instead of teaming up with other people, I decided to team up with — get this — a chihuahua and a rat!
Chrissa: Uh huh… a chihuahua, a rat and a human looking for a mouse?
Me: We were running all over the place. We got a bit lost and got separated from the other teams, but we ended up finding a shortcut and made it to the house first.
Me: The rat was the one who captured the mouse, because of course he knew where to find it. We won!
Me: So… what exactly is my subconscious trying to tell me? I am at a loss.
Chrissa: Well, a chihuahua is sort of a rodent but only it’s canine…
Me: I know!
Chrissa: So you’re with a rat, a canine-rodent hybrid, and you’re looking for a mouse…
Me: I’m thinking Ratatouille had something to do with it.
Chrissa: Ah, I dreamt of mice, too, after watching Ratatouille!
Me: OMG, Pixar is going to take over the world, and they’re starting with people’s dreams! CONSPIRACY!
Chrissa: Ratatouille must have had some subliminal messages embedded in the film.
Me: Ooh, that would explain everything!
Me: I’m also suddenly hungry…
Me: The film was more powerful than we ever expected.
Chrissa: I am now scared of Pixar.
Me: Pixar is evil.
Chrissa: Next you’ll think that your toys are really alive.
Chrissa: And that bugs are intelligent beings!
Chrissa: And that there are monsters inside your closet!
Me: And that cars have sex lives!
Chrissa: And that super-heroes everywhere are getting busy and making little baby super-heroes!
Me: Condoms are no match for super-sperm!
Chrissa: Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Me: Hehehe.
Ermm, after reading your post I had the ‘omg-panic-mode-on’ kind of feeling (you know, “toys are really alive” is pretty scary). And wow, that’s smart, revealing the true nature of Pixar! ^^
With your sense of humour you should really check the ‘Abnormal Stuff’ section at http://abnormality.purpleflowers.net/newremodel.htm XD
Btw, don’t you think your dream’s plot is a bit like ‘Alice in Wonderland’?
Wait! I didn’t think they had sex in Cars did they?
Anna, I figured I needed to expose Pixar’s evil deeds since no one seems to be catching on *nods seriously* I checked out the link. Aww, cute doggies!
Amanda, they didn’t, but it wouldn’t have been that big a stretch since the cars did fall in love and all
depth and quality?
I guess our friendship’s pretty shallow and cheap, huh?
LOL
^ How can you say that?! We were discussing matters of grave importance!
*gasp* And here I thought that getting myself a social life was my number one concern!
lol That was funny! I love Pixar and I’d gladly join their journey to world domination Haha! I was spared from dreaming of rats after I watched Ratatouille, thank god for that!
Haha, my brother thinks Disney is evil… so it makes sense since Pixar is under Disney’s ambit that they too are evil.
But I don’t care, I love that Mouse (Mickey) and anything he touches! He was my first love you know! And even though Disney as of late hasn’t been making quality movies like the used to, I still believe!
Haha. Pixar is evil.
Haven’t got the chance to watch Ratatouille yet. *sad face*
This is my first time here. *grin*