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And Now for Some TMI…

I am PMSing in the worst possible way. This means for the past several days I have been jumping from one of the following moods to another:

  • Cranky, as in becoming irritated by the most random and trivial things, such as people walking too loudly (I’m not kidding);
  • Hungry, as in eating the entire contents of our refrigerator every two hours; and
  • Horny, as in wanting to pounce on every hot (or even not-so-hot) guy that I see.

Even more interesting is when I experience two or all of those moods at once:

  • Cranky & Hungry, as in becoming irritated by the fact that I’m eating my third bag of chips for the day;
  • Hungry & Horny, as in wanting to pour melted chocolate over every hot (or even not-so-hot) guy that I see;
  • Horny & Cranky, as in BDSM; or
  • All Three, as in BDSM (melted-chocolate edition).

As much as I love being female, I can’t help but wish I didn’t have to go through this hormonal yo-yo every single month.

19 Jun 2007 Humor

15 Comments

    • Amanda 6/19/07 @ 06:50

    • I love the interpretations you have of the mix of moods. It is so true…so very very true.

    • izza 6/19/07 @ 23:08

    • I’m usually only horny for one guy. >.> But ooooh melted chocolate. Mmm…

      BDSM melted chocolate edition! LOL Love it. ;)

    • Cori 6/21/07 @ 05:19

    • My man, chocolate, and food in general are my loves during PMS. I take my love out on my boyfriend but unfortunately, I do the same with my crankyness. He no like at all. :-(

      PS Everytime I see your website I fall in love with the design again.

    • Susie 6/21/07 @ 18:36

    • So true. You said it all.

      “BDSM (melted-chocolate edition)”
      Oh yeah, chocolate is may way to deal with anything PMS related (and not-PMS related as well actually, but that’s not the point. =P).

    • Robbie 6/22/07 @ 05:27

    • Has to be a pain in the butt :S?

      If I think about it, in life, girls/woman have all those painful things – Period, having a baby (carrying it 9 months – then “delivering” it).

      And if you get married you have to put up with us men till the rest of your life…

      My thoughts? Even if someone payed me I wouldn’t be a woman… ever.

    • Ramsha 6/22/07 @ 12:33

    • Oh wow, I can so relate. Not so much with the hungry part, but with all the others, I definitely can! And especially Number 3 out of your combinations. And they say girls aren’t strong!

    • Skye 6/26/07 @ 19:51

    • I’m usually number 3 when I’m PMSing. lol People know they have to stay away from me when I go around looking like the world hates me. “OMG, she’s PMSing, run away.. fast!”

      But then, my boyfriend can handle it. He can stand cranky as long as I’m horny! Haha!

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