And Now for Some TMI…
I am PMSing in the worst possible way. This means for the past several days I have been jumping from one of the following moods to another:
- Cranky, as in becoming irritated by the most random and trivial things, such as people walking too loudly (I’m not kidding);
- Hungry, as in eating the entire contents of our refrigerator every two hours; and
- Horny, as in wanting to pounce on every hot (or even not-so-hot) guy that I see.
Even more interesting is when I experience two or all of those moods at once:
- Cranky & Hungry, as in becoming irritated by the fact that I’m eating my third bag of chips for the day;
- Hungry & Horny, as in wanting to pour melted chocolate over every hot (or even not-so-hot) guy that I see;
- Horny & Cranky, as in BDSM; or
- All Three, as in BDSM (melted-chocolate edition).
As much as I love being female, I can’t help but wish I didn’t have to go through this hormonal yo-yo every single month.