Nov 29 2006
Queer Queries
In its nearly six years of existence, this site has come up in many weird search queries (as I’m sure is the case with most blogs). These are some of my personal favorites:
- mold retardant for meat - eh?!
- hitchhiker whore - sorry, no porn here
- monster energy drink girls thong photo - no thong photos either, I’m afraid
- socked feet - someone has a foot fetish…
- shoe worship - understandable considering my footwear obsession
- life is too short, buy the shoes - you said it, sister!
It’s only natural, however, that most of Skylight’s search engine hits come from people looking for, well, actual skylights. It’s silly, but sometimes I feel just a tiny bit guilty for misleading those people. Serves me right for naming my site after a glorified window.
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Kimmie 11.30.06 #
Probably this Friday, check out my website for the funny search terms of the month. I have a really good set about boyfriends.
izza 12.01.06 #
Wow you’ve been updating quite a lot recently. LOL at the queries! Are you sure there are no pictures of you in a thong around here?
And mold retardant for meat! Bwahahaha!
Kat 12.02.06 #
Interesting post. I think everyone should post their search queries at the end of every month. We could all do with a few laughs. Sad to say I don’t have any. I don’t want my site indexed on search engines so I won’t be found there, and no one has yet searched for anything on my blog. I can’t wait though, sounds like fun checking out your stats, lol!
ivy 12.02.06 #
I usually check my site meter, but i’m yet to find a query as funny as “mold retardant for meat!”
Rafia 12.03.06 #
Those are some funny ones, especially mold retardant for feet? It’s absurdity makes it so amazing.
I mostly get “Rafia” which makes me paranoid… are people searching for me? And if so, why????
valencia 12.04.06 #
haha my blog is locked so i cant have fun like that
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Chans 12.07.06 #
I always enjoy looking through my keywords, some of them are so funny it just makes my day.
Isn’t it strange that people end up on your site (or your site pops up for them) while they look for something that is completely unrelated to your site?