A Procrastinator’s Poem
Nikki’s Failure Tip #347: Waste time by writing pointless haikus.
An excellent example of a pointless haiku appears below. It was written by Nikki herself while failing to finish a 10-page dialectic discussion on art theory.
caffeine and no sleep
deadlines loom ominously
procrastination
For a complete list of Nikki’s Failure Tips, watch out for her new book entitled “I’ll Think of a Title Later: The Procrastinator’s Guide to Never Getting Anything Done.” It will be released worldwide as soon as Nikki finishes writing it (i.e. never).
You can also check out Nikki’s writing portfolio (which is really less “writing portfolio” than “two poems and one children’s story written for class then recycled into website content” — but we’ll just call it a writing portfolio for brevity’s sake).
you’re as funny as ever
you’ll make a GREAT pinay Lorrie Moore! keep writing nikki. nyahaha!
I love your poem (: ‘Tis original.
So that’s why there aren’t any books written “by procrastinators, for procrastinators”.
Excellent. Never even thought about that.
Meh. Whenever I write stuff, I have to re-read it over and over and edit it for weeks before I bother showing anyone.
Needless to say, I don’t bother writing a lot XD
Haha! Thanks, Aei!
Is that you, cousin Krizia? Hi there!
Rosemarie, I know what you mean about endless revising. I find writing to be a very tedious process hehe