Bottled Sky

Write legibly. This is your last-ditch effort to save your own neck. Good luck. (You will need it *evil laughter*)

True or False:
1. Stress builds character.
2. Sometimes you just have to hit something (or someone).
3. The compulsion to procrastinate is a psychological disorder.
4. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
5. Caffeine is a UP student’s best friend.

Multiple Choice:
1. This semester has been…
a) …completely unmotivating.
b) …the source of all stressful things.
c) …a blight in Nikki’s academic record.
d) …simply a pain in the ass.

2. The best thing about this semester…
a) …is that it’s over.
b) …only exists in the minds of overly optimistic freaks.
c) …is the character-building stress. (Isn’t sarcasm fun?)
d) …is that it’s OVER. (Did you not see this choice the first time?!)

3. The best way to relieve stress is to…
a) …fall into a Tequila-induced stupor.
b) …inflict pain, preferably on someone connected with your stress.
c) …engage in smutty activity.
d) …shop up a storm.

Prove through Computation:
The speed at which time flies is directly proportional to the amount of trouble one will be in if he/she fails to complete the task he/she is currently rushing to finish.

Essay Question:
You lost your momentum and what little motivation you had for school, thanks to a three-week flu that wreaked havoc on your immune system and caused you to miss a ridiculous number of classes at the start of the semester. You have been VERY distracted with non-school-related things and have developed many unhealthy habits in the past several months. To make matters worse, you no longer have an inhumanly tough professor (*cough* Chua *cough*) to whip your procrastinating ass into shape. As the dust settles on the disaster that is academic career, how exactly do you plan to make it out alive?

End of exam (and your suffering). Happy sembreak!